-You proudly watch your abnormal tanlines develop.

-Your deodorant is Febreeze.

-You’re getting about one third the amount of sleep you usually get each night.

-You can hear the metronome in your dreams.

-Your diet consists almost entirely of junk food.

-Everybody around you is walking in step with each other, on and off the field.

-All knowledge of the outside world has been cut off.

-News has been replaced with reports of any pranks played the night before.