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10. If you mess up, you can recover quickly and hopefully no one will notice.

9. Nearly 100 people can participate together comfortably, while thousands more watch, amazed by their talent.

8. The louder you are, the better, and you want the neighbors to overhear.

7. If you got caught with a video tape of it, you wouldn’t have to worry about an investigation.

6. Parents get to watch their kids doing it.

5. You can do it outside, no matter what the weather is.

4. You can do it on football fields and gym floors.

3. You don’t get tired after doing it twice during the week AND on the weekends.

2. If you don’t like the people in your guard or band, you can ask your friends to join.

1. Practice makes perfect!

 

 


Colorguard; For those who understand, no explanation needed. For those who don’t, no explanation possible.
 
Once a guardie, always a guardie!

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