1. I’m gonna make you hit a high note.

2. You must be augmented, because my love for you just won't diminish.

3. If you rub lubricant on my (trombone) slide, it gets faster and longer. Wanna see?

4. The theme of this movement is love. Let’s develop it.

5. I wanna bang that bass drum.

6. I wanna tap that snare drum.

7. Is that a drumstick or are you just happy to see me?

8. Are you French-horny for my trom-boner?

9. I wanna make you go up an octave.

10. My G-string just broke, can I borrow yours?

11. You make me crescendo.

12. Let’s go into the practice room and work on our tonguing.

13. That's a nice grand staff you have.

14. I'm a fermata... Hold me.