17. Sometimes you can only spin it once in awhile, but your flag never complains.
16. You flag never minds if you're late.
15. A flag would never leave you, unless you were letting another girl borrow it.
14. You decide who gets to play with it.
13. If you're tired of your current flag, you can just go out and buy another one.
12. If you get mad, you can throw it really hard.
11. You can buy different types of flags to suit your needs.
10. Your flag doesn't care how long it takes you to get ready.
9. If you don't like it's style, you can get a new one or change the silk.
8. A flag is there whenever you need it.
7. Your flag is always ready to try something new.
6. Size matters, and if you don't like the size, you can get a new one.
5. If your flag isn't there, you can use someone else's.
4. Your flag will never contradict or disagree with you.
3. The only protection you need to worry about is gloves.
2. No one ever tries to steal your flag.
1. Your flag might hurt you at first, but after your relationship develops more, it
doesn't.
