10. We know how to keep people in line.
9. We continuously work on our technique.
8. We adore
wearing tight clothing.
7. We do it on football fields and gym floors.
6. We’re used to poles of all sizes.
5. We strive
for the perfect performance.
4. We work well with our hands.
3. We’re very flexible.
2. We always want to be
on top.
And the #1 reason to date a guard member...
1. We love making people scream and yell!
